Spending Cuts and Second Class Stamps
To the Editor,
I write today with an overflowing sense of both fiscal and festive confusion, inspired by two announcements that seem to encapsulate the modern condition: Labour Chancellor Rachel Reevesâs upcoming review of the governmentâs spending plans â widely believed to be a cost-cutting exercise in disguise â and my own deeply principled decision to abandon Christmas cards this year because the cost of a second class stamp is now more expensive than the card itself.
The Chancellorâs "review," we are told, is not about cutsâoh no, perish the thoughtâbut rather about "prioritisation." Prioritisation, of course, is political shorthand for âweâre getting rid of something you like, but weâll make it sound noble while we do it.â I wonder: will Rachel Reeves use her review to cut government spending on, say, stamps? Because at this point, Iâd almost prefer to see a budget dedicated entirely to affordable postage over whatever nebulous buzzwords are currently funding âlevelling up.â
Meanwhile, my refusal to send Christmas cards has become its own exercise in personal austerity. At 75p a pop for second class postage, Iâd have to take out a small loan just to keep in touch with my relatives. Never mind the rising costs of the cards themselves, which are now so overpriced that they may as well come with a mortgage application. Is it any wonder Iâve decided to forgo the whole charade and send festive texts instead? (Although even that feels risky given data plan prices.)
And yet, I canât help but see parallels. Reeves is trimming the fat from the governmentâs budget, just as I am trimming the frivolities of festive greetings. Her review promises to deliver a "leaner" public sector, and my own anti-card stance promises a leaner mantlepiece and fewer papercuts. The difference, of course, is that my decision wonât result in thousands of disgruntled civil servants or the cancellation of your local bin collection. At least, I donât think it will.
Is this where we are as a society? Forced to choose between fiscal responsibility and human connection, between second class stamps and second class public services? Perhaps the real lesson here is that life, much like Christmas, is best celebrated with a sense of bewilderment, a touch of thrift, and a very short to-do list.
Yours in festive frugality and political puzzlement,
A Confused Observer of Budgets and Baubles